March 2012
Imagine if I became famous and kept my blog. One...
Interviewer: So do you know about the fandom surrounding you?
Me: You mean the fanart and the pornographic drawings shipping me with my co-stars?
Interviewer: ....
Me: And the slash shippers and the Crack. Oh the fandom crack!
Interviewer: Uh, yeah... how do you, uh, know about all of this?
Me: *Stares into camera* I have a Tumblr
Tumblr: HOLY SHIT WE ARE DOOMED! WHICH BLOG IS IT?! SEARCH THEM ALL! AND FOR GODS SAKE HIDE THE PORN
Me: *Laughs evily and starts discussing famous fanfictions with my character in them knowing tumblr is dying*
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.
delilahrae:
basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
wait what
guys
i mean
oh wow
so like
MY LIFE ^
Friend: Why do you have the same song 10 times on your iPod?
Me: You don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.
